Cameronese

{while sitting on the big potty I heard his little voice holler}
C:  MOMMY, I 'pilled!
B:  yes, you missed the toilet, but I suppose you could say you spilled.

{while he laid in bed one morning}
C:  I don't like chicken.  I spit it out.

{every time he takes apart a toy or needs help with something}
C:  MOMMY fick it!!! [translates to: Mommy fix it!!!]

{during a wild game of bouncy ball with Papa; Nana kicked the ball away from the back door}
C:  Don't kick it!  It's not a soccer ball!!!

{while opening some John Deere dominos with Papa}
C:  OH MY GOSH, Papa! [yikes, we need to work on that one]

{I was playing some old school Nintendo GameBoy after it was resurrected with some fresh batteries}
C:  Nice phone, MOM!
B:  Thank you. :)

B:  How old are you Cameron?
C:  Half-two [2 and a half]
B:  You're gonna be 3 soon!
C:  NO, half-two!

B:  What's your name?
C:  Half-two
B:  No, what's your name?
C:  Half-TWO!
B:  What's your name?
C:  Cameron Keef!  [Keith]

{every time Randy or I put sweats on}
C: You workin' OUT?